美帝键盘侠小库里出生应该起名叫FMVP

库里夫妇今日在Ins上报喜，他们的小儿子Canon W. Jack Curry 在2018年7月2日出生，一起来看看Reddit网友怎么讨论这事儿的吧！

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[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantsgcan2141 points 9 hours ago

This dude really named his kid Canon... Congrats tho skyfucker

这家伙真把自己儿子叫佳能了...恭喜库昊！（注：Canon的翻译有很多种，佳能、坎扬、加农、卡农等等）

[–]iAmFabled 1229 points 9 hours ago

Canon Curry. Sounds like a comic book character

卡农-库里，听起来像是漫画书里的人物。

[–]CelticsBaydayz 1021 points 9 hours ago

Should've named him FMVP so he'll finally have one

应该起名叫“FMVP”的，这样库里就终于有FMVP了

[–]WarriorsSausageSupplier 41 points 7 hours ago

That man has a family bruh

你太真实了......

[–]Trail Blazersharshaw151 923 points 9 hours ago

might aswell name him Demarcus because he’s being carried

也可以起名叫“德马库斯”，因为德马库斯一直需要人照顾。

[–]KnicksHughJass42 65 points 6 hours ago

Klays future son should be named Nikon and they can be called the Flash Brothers

克莱未来的儿子应该起名叫尼康，这样他和佳能就能组成“闪光兄弟”。

[–]Hornets Bandwagonphilantrofish 17 points 7 hours ago

I dont know why but I have this feeling that this lil dude gon be the goat golfer instead of basketball

不知道为什么，但我有预感这孩子不会成为篮球手，而会是一个伟大的高尔夫球手

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[–]LakersSmilesUndSunshine594 points 9 hours ago

This means Seth Curry has a new nephew

这意味着塞斯-库里有个新侄子咯（莱昂纳德和舅舅的梗）

[–][GSW] Klay ThompsonKelseyPlumFan528 points 9 hours ago

Steph curry for 3！！ bang！！

[–]Wizardssecritplays6 points 5 hours ago

He puts it in

他射进了！

[–][PHI] Jerami GrantWilt69 806 points 9 hours ago

Of course he got a boy on the third try

第三次当然能中啦

[–]Pacers BandwagonZaxii 123 points 9 hours ago

was it really the third try tho?

真的只是第三次吗？

[–]WestBorisDirk438 points 9 hours ago

He's a good Christian and only has sex in order to procreate

他是个虔诚的基督教徒，只在为了怀孕时才爱爱

[–]WarriorsCurry4Three 130 points 8 hours ago

It's still probably not the third try. Though he is the greatest shooter of all time so who knows.

也可能不是第三次了，但毕竟库里是史上最好的“射”手，嗯...不好说......

[–]VenerableHate 179 points 8 hours ago

I heard Steph has a 150 TS% in the bedroom.

我听说库里在床上的真实命中率是150%啊

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[–]penisboner69 519 points 9 hours ago

League fucked

联盟完蛋了

[–]LakersSideversonaccount 228 points 9 hours ago

Watch out Lebron Jr.

注意点小勒布朗

[–]Lakerszoom94 138 points 9 hours ago

Lebron Jr needs to be more worried about KD Jr

小勒布朗需要担心小KD

[–]Timberwolvesvieman 306 points 9 hours ago

KD is a virgin, he doesn't need to worry

KD都还是个处男，小勒布朗担心个球

[–]RaptorsFriedChickenIsTrash 79 points 9 hours ago

HOW MUCH HELP DOES KD NEED?!

KD需要帮忙吗！我♂很♂乐♂于♂助♂人♂的♂！

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[–]PistonsCanaryRich233 points 9 hours ago

Damn they have a baby every time he wins a title

我靠，他们每得一次冠军就生一个宝宝啊

[–]WasteOffer 120 points 9 hours ago

Riley has a new little splash bro

莱利有了新的水花兄弟了

[–]Warriorsbayareacolt 44 points 9 hours ago

Three July kids

三个都是7月出生的

[–]76ersInboardPG93 points 9 hours ago

Looks like we know Steph likes to bang right as the regular season starts.

看起来库里很喜欢在常规赛开始的时候搞事情（小编之前看花眼，感谢吧友@斯马钢 纠正）

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[–]Timberwolvesthemarkster0922 points 10 hours ago

2038 NBA Rookie of the Year

预定2038年的最佳新秀！

[–]Pacershandlestorm 39 points 7 hours ago

Not if Ben Simmons wins it

在本西蒙斯面前都得往后稍稍

[–]Warriorsjohnnygrant 23 points 9 hours ago

How Canon was created:

"They do have a rubber, decide not to use it, Steph from way downtown ...."

小库里的出生现场解说是这样的：

“他们还有一个套套！但他们决定不用！库里！超级远射......”（改写自库里超远绝杀雷霆时的解说）

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[–][LAL] Travis KnightBabybaybeh81 points 9 hours ago

Kobe's turn to give the world a Kobe Jr.

该轮到科比给世界一个小科比了！

[–][LAL] Travis KnightBabybaybeh 29 points 3 hours ago

Vanessa's got one more in her for sure. We all know Kobe comes through in the clutch

瓦妮莎肯定还能再怀一个，我们也知道，科比到了第四节（次）是很可靠的！

[–]Lakers_Fadeaway_ 32 points 8 hours ago

No worries, Kobe is gonna keep shooting til he hits.

不要担心，科比是一个会射到直到射中的人。

[–]KnicksAl_Swedgen 19 points 7 hours ago

If we apply his famous 6-24 then his next baby is a boy

如果我们按照科比著名的24投6中的命中率来算，那么科比的下一个应该就会是男孩。

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